Kulefornia iz for raiting tekst mesjz cn sel-fonz

Kulefornia Star iz y weblcg witx iz ritn in Kulefornia, a speling sistm for raiting tekst mesjz cn ior sel-fon, und wi hop yut y stqts departmnt v skwwlz wil adcpt yis und iwwz it for kriqtiv raiting klusz, so yut kidz kun tqk yer fonz tw skwwl, bt mast kiip yem lckt ap in yer Inglix klusz.

Wi want Kulefornia Star tw bi y wq yut tiitrz get y infrmqxn tw y kidz. A form v kwrikiwlm. Wairles Skwwl? Wai nct? Wai kunt iw get ior lesnz cn ior Nokia 6100 or bai Blackberry, iPod, TREO, etc. weyr iw'r stadiing Histwri, Muyh, Saiens, Frentx, or Jrmn, iw kwd stil "MESJ."

Dw iw want tw lwrn mor? Wel, riid yis: Dcg Kut Pig Got Hors Kcw. Blw Griin Red Bluk Brcwn.
Wan Tw Yhri Fowr Faiv Siks Sevn Qt Nain Ten. Sndq Mndq Twzdq Wenzdq Yhrzdq Fraidq Sutrdq. Aluska Nw Iork Nw Jrzi Penslvqnia Noryh Dakota West Vrjinia Kulefornia.
Lesn 1. Y 1-Letr wrdz: Y(the), I (I), A (a), N (an, and), V (of), & R (are, or). FINIS
Wel, yuts cl for ncw, y kwik brcwn fcks jampt ovr a lqzi dcg. Hq didl didl, y kut n y fidl....